Men Are Hard To Pleased

兴高彩烈

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u ar e too ! SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY...
Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter .

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thomassheep

Why Women are Hard to Please

A Shopping Center was opened where women could go to choose a husband
from among many men. It was laid out on five floors, with the men
increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you
must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you
couldn't go back down except to leave.

So, a couple of girlfriends decided to go to the mall to find
their future husbands.

On the door of the first floor there was a sign that said:
"These men have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and said:
"Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but
I wonder what's further up?"

So up they went.
The second floor said:
"These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely
good looking".
"Hmmm", said the girls, "But, I wonder what's further up?".

The sign on the third floor said:
"These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love
kids and help with the housework."
"Wow!" said the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!"

And so again, they went up.
The sign on the fourth floor read:
"These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy me! But just think....... What must be awaiting us
further up!?!!"

So up to the fifth and final floor they went.
The sign on that door said:
"This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please!
Thank you for shopping and have a nice day"