一句话搞笑（ZT）

兴高彩烈

?强盗："抢劫，都他妈给我趴下！"当他看到一女士的趴下姿势后吼道："你他妈给我文明点，老子只劫财不劫色！"

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大龄未婚男子于公园中遇大龄婚女子,出上联曰:空有一身牛力,无地可耕.女对下联:枉占三尺良田,无人来理.旁一老翁即出横批:浪费可耻

兴高彩烈

丈夫出其不意的回到家，看到床边的烟灰缸仍有冒着烟的雪茄，满腹狐疑的瞪着那根雪茄，对着缩在床头抖缩的妻子咆哮:"这从那里来的？"一阵沉寂之后，从衣橱中传出发抖的男人的声音："古巴"。

兴高彩烈

老师：请同学们用"况且"造句。（小爱）同学立刻举手站起来说：过年了，村里的戏班响起了"况且、况且"的声音。老师：（

兴高彩烈

?胖子在酒吧饮酒时，一个外地人透过玻璃门仔细地看他。胖子正要发作，外地人突然敲了一下玻璃问酒保：这块玻璃难道是个放大镜吗？

粉墨登场

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mandyfeng

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Fraster

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大肥猫

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alana

QUOTE Created By 兴高彩烈 At 2005-7-4
某男生宿舍卧谈会持续至凌晨3点，突然想讨论一个问题"碰到一个漂亮姑娘，首先该说什么"?某君从梦中惊醒，曰：甭说了，咱们睡吧！

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QIGANG

两只海龟在海滩上做爱，相约来年在聚，第二年这天公海龟正往上爬，只见母龟已经在等了，就说你真守时，母龟骂到，你他妈的，爽完了你又不把我翻过来，我都晒了一年了！

风舞九天

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lindows

[M16] [M16] CC也贴这样的笑话
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兴高彩烈

[M13] ，后面那个不是我贴的。