zt 如果老外这么问你 你就这么回答

我爱自由

Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your “Thanks giving”
day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human’s best
friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.

Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and
Afghanistan.

Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.

Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.

教主

如果老外用鸡肠问我， 我就直接回答：去你妈的！ [M04] [M04]

我爱自由

还是楼上高明。 [M02]

可心

．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．

viewview

I don't understand why we shoudl answer the questions like that [M11] , only for the funny?

我爱自由

练口语呗。

bingyu

我英语不行 [M07]

飞车

太高深啦 [M41]

独角戏

引用作者 教主 于 2009-5-8发表的原文
如果老外用鸡肠问我， 我就直接回答：去你妈的！ [M04] [M04]

[M04] [M04]

ammiho

答案 估计是个韩日回的,很可耻

lilinana

这个帖子前几天赵老帅才发过, [M07]

我爱自由

引用作者 lilinana 于 2009-5-10发表的原文
这个帖子前几天赵老帅才发过, [M07]

没看到呀

oasis

MARK~

lilinana

引用作者 我爱自由 于 2009-5-10发表的原文
[quote]引用作者 lilinana 于 2009-5-10发表的原文
这个帖子前几天赵老帅才发过, [M07]

没看到呀[/quote]
我还负责当了回翻译. [M04]

zhouyunfang

不是刚发过了吧 [M04]